My Wife

I'm very sorry to be that guy but today I was watching HGTV and "Get it Sold" came on. The host is Sabrina Soto and it is her job to stage the spaces in a home so that it will sell more quickly. It is my job to make her fall in love with me. I know it sounds crazy but she will absolutely be my wife no matter what.

Of course, I'm not that crazy. She does, however, make me listen a little more intently to how I should stage my home should it ever go on the market. Good job, HGTV, for picking a host that isn't a scary old woman or a man of questionable orientation.

P.S. If you start watching the show and steal her out from under me, I will kill you.